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Don't get torn off anymore
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Post Post subject: Don't get torn off anymore
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 05:40 AM
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That was the subject line in an e-mail I just received. It is late and even though I knew it was spam, I had to see what this loser wanted......

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They do not need for the prescription, you just buy it!

Put a ERECTifix Rx Strip at the tip of your tongue. Immediately the formula's bio-stimulators will get to reach their jobs. 3 to by a full hour without turning flaccid!

Amazing shop bellow!

I realize that most people here are not English majors (me included), but wow is this a great message. Makes me want to buy whatever they sell.

And to think that my tongue and penis are connected!! Shocked


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Post Post subject: Re: Don't get torn off anymore
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 04:56 PM
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LMAO Laughing

I never get mail like that! Wink

I only get schemes and frauds. Rolling Eyes
(You know, I could be a bilionaire with all those e-mails I've got):

Quote:

Mr. Huang Yanxiong
Hang Seng Bank Ltd.
Des Voeux Rd. Branch,
Central Hong Kong,
Hong Kong.
Tel/Fax: +852-301-01462

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr.Huang Yanxiong credit officerof the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have a concealed business suggestion for you.

Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client General. Mohammed Ridzuan who waswith the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Twenty million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war early this year. Again after
the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him.
We later find out that the General and his family had been killed during the war in bomb blast that hit their home.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Gen. Mohammed Ridzuan did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is
still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it.

What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration three years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to
stand as the next of Kin to Gen. Mohammed Ridzuan so that you will be able to receive his funds.

WHAT IS TO BE DONE:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shallcome out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Gen.Mohammed Ridzuan, all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney
can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favour for the move of the funds.

There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred, we shall share in the ratio of 65% for me, 35% for you.
Should you be interested please send me your private phone and fax numbers for easy communication,
you can and I will provide you with more details of this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards

Mr.Huang Yanxiong


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Post Post subject: Don't get torn off anymore
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 01:21 PM
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lol those are great i use to get stuff like that intill i changed my email i almost never get that stuff anymore


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Post Post subject: Don't get torn off anymore
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 09:29 AM
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heh heh heh same here


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Post Post subject: Re: Don't get torn off anymore
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 02:15 PM
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Here's one of the Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
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"Risk your Life,Safe Humanity"

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to Death.
Nor Known to Life.
Withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet Those Hands will Never Hold Anything.
And So, As I Pray...."Unlimited Blade Works."
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Post Post subject: Re: Don't get torn off anymore
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 07:32 PM
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The spam continues...
I didn't know "Chops" was a italian name???!!!!

Look, if I did have contact with this lady, why doens't she know my name?

Quote:


From: Send an Instant Message "Mrs. Helen Chops (COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE)" <mrs.helenchops@yahoo.it> Add Mobile Alert
Subject: COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE.
Date: Sat, 17 May 2008 04:56:11 +0100


Dear Friend,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope
this mail meets you in a perfect condition. I am happy to inform you
about my success in getting your winning funds under the co-operation of a
new partner from South Africa. Presently I'm in South Africa for
investment projects with my own share of the total sum.Meanwhile, I did
not forget your past efforts and attempts to get your winnings despite
that itfailed somehow. Now contact my secretary in Lagos below are his
contact informations.

COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT: MR.WALTER WILLIAMS
EMAIL: walterwilliams @ post.ro
TEL: +234-806-277-3711.


Ask him to send you the total $5.000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US
DOLLARS) certified bank Cheque, which I raised in your favor for your
compensation for all the past efforts and attempt in this matter.I
appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch
with my secretary and give him your address where to send the draft to
you.Please do let me know immediately you receive the Cheque to enable us
share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. In the oment,I'm
very busy here because of the investment projects,which the new partner
and me are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded
instruction to the secretary on your behalf to Receive that money. So
feelfree to get in touch with him Mr. Walter Williams without any delay.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.

Best regards,

Yours faithfully,
ASSISTANT CHAIRMAN,
Mrs. Helen Chops
© 2008.



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Post Post subject: Re: Don't get torn off anymore
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:05 PM
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Is that a copyright in the last line ??!?!?!

That's too funny. They own a copyright on a scam.

I wish it was possible to meet these nigerians in real life.


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Post Post subject: Don't get torn off anymore
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 08:15 AM
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maybe you meet her when you are drunk... and maybe what she means by "help" means help in the bed.... if you get my drift... hohoho you lucky devil


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Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to Death.
Nor Known to Life.
Withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet Those Hands will Never Hold Anything.
And So, As I Pray...."Unlimited Blade Works."
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Post Post subject: Don't get torn off anymore
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 05:11 AM
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Boertje wrote:
The spam continues...
I didn't know "Chops" was a italian name???!!!!

Look, if I did have contact with this lady, why doens't she know my name?

Quote:

From: Send an Instant Message "Mrs. Helen Chops (COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE)" <mrs.helenchops@yahoo.it> Add Mobile Alert
Subject: COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE.
Date: Sat, 17 May 2008 04:56:11 +0100

I was going through the errors generated from the site looking for script kiddies trying to hack into the site and saw some 'legit' errors. I looked to see what they were trying to do and saw they found us through a google search. The search string was from Google in Brazil. Check out the string....

http://www.google.com.br/search?hl=pt-BR&q=Mrs.Helen+Chops+assistant+chairman&start=10&sa=N

They were looking for info on Boertje's drunk date and found us. The scammers must be checking out their handy work. They even had to use a translator to read our posts. Smile

I am also surprised we were on the first page..... No breastlicking though. Shocked


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Post Post subject: Don't get torn off anymore
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:30 AM
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hot damn... we're famous!! Shocked Shocked Shocked


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"Risk your Life,Safe Humanity"

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to Death.
Nor Known to Life.
Withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet Those Hands will Never Hold Anything.
And So, As I Pray...."Unlimited Blade Works."
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Post Post subject: Don't get torn off anymore
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 01:22 PM
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That one e-mail is getting lots of hits. The new search phrase is

Quote:
walter williams 234-806-277-3711


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