#1:
Hiya Honey, this here's Shirley Q Liquor
Author:
Shirley
Posted:
Sun Jul 05, 2009 02:05 AM
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Whoooowe, my Lawd! You mens is good lookin'. Y'all make a woman go weak in the knees. I's been wantin' to drop in an hollar at y'all for a few days now. I'm gonna be makin' Griggs my new home an thought I should start by introducin' myself. I's Ms. Shirley Q Liquor, an I was hopin' to help y'all with your revives an barricade fixin'. Now I know what y'all might be wonderin'...."Who this lady really be and what make her so qualified to be helpin' with our medical needs"? Well, let me start off by sayin' that I's seen it all, a few times over. Well that an one time I had gone down to the Red Crosses and took them classes in home nurse'n. An I got certified an everythang. They had taught me how to take temperature and wrap people up in band-aids, toilet paper an pantie hose and everythang. You know, the emergency first aids. So I feel equipeded for almost everythang you might could throw at me.
So, I'll be around an y'all just keep me in mind when you see me around the burb. Tell ya Momma I axe how she durrin.
#2:
Re: Hiya Honey, this here's Shirley Q Liquor
Author:
Shirley
Posted:
Mon Jul 06, 2009 02:38 PM
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38 views an not a one of y'all gonna say hi back. You'd think I was a plague or somethin'. By the way, if your in the Langner Building [5,59] right now....you 'bout to get ate! Run white boys run!!! I got revives for ya though.
#3:
Hiya Honey, this here's Shirley Q Liquor
Author:
AgentAnderson
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Location: Sun Diego
Posted:
Tue Jul 07, 2009 01:11 AM
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You ain't the plague, but those 38 views are most likely from the Google plague.....
Your post made me laugh bourbon out my nose though.... Thanks. It looks like Boertje's in game love finally posted here!
I already was eaten while I was driving back from vacation.... Thanks for the action around here!
#4:
Hiya Honey, this here's Shirley Q Liquor
Author:
Shirley
Posted:
Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:59 AM
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Well, after I was so rudely interrupted in the middle of one of my stories and dragged by the hair-weave out the door for a "banana gang bang", I slowly made my way to the nearest RP to await a much needed revive. I know that this gal's not a member of BOP but I would still like to thank her for her help. Also, I'm still not thrilled about the Dante sprays that have been tagged all over this area. This used to be a clearly marked RP and now it's marked up with group propaganda.
By the way, I do not recommend the "banana gang bang". I'm gonna be sore for weeks.
Last edited by Shirley on Wed Jul 08, 2009 01:01 AM; edited 1 times in total
Last edited by Shirley on Wed Jul 08, 2009 01:01 AM; edited 1 times in total
